I wanna be like (me)UZOMAH

Even before I was on the school paper, I was in love with ads and making them or wanted to know how they were made. Beyond the Superbowl. From the artistic side to the mental aspects of advertising. I really want to know what was in their sauce that they were trying to stir up in my head and make me think I was missing something and their product would fix that. If it destroyed me, it would not make them liable.

Then I think about how I had to have ballpark frank hotdogs before each swim meet. I did 50 freestyle, 50 breaststroke, and 100 IM and relays every meet. I had two hotdogs…